Promobot 9000

Promobot 9000 is operating at full capacity.

Promobot 9000 has been running fully operational at top neutral fast speed for 8 days and 19 hours. Promobot is slowing down to enter a neutral medium difficult ascent.

Promobot 9000 is calibrated at optimum capacity.

Promobot 9000 says “Hello”.

Adjust Promobot volume.

Adjust Promobot volume.

Adjust Promobot volume.

Promobot 9000 volume matrix unfunctional.

Promobot 9000 smiling algorithm adjust.

Promobot 9000 mirroring recalibrated.

Promobot 9000 no longer responding to negative vibes dude.

Promobot 9000 wink count for 10/11/2017: 1.

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