I joined the website SeekingArrangement recently because I needed about $600 to go to sxsw for work. Don’t ask me what that means or to explain it… Read more “I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600”
Promobot 9000 is operating at full capacity. Promobot 9000 has been running fully operational at top neutral fast speed for 8 days and 19 hours. Promobot is… Read more “Promobot 9000”
I keep not having the energy, time or memory to update this blog. I’m on a conference call right now. I’m a street teamer right now. I… Read more “Post Mates”
Here’s something I’ve never told anyone. When I became homeless, I made a deal with the devil (or was it god?) that if I had to sell… Read more “The Plaza Hotel”
Today I was a promobot for a lozenge sampling street team. We were sampling deluxe size boxes of lozenges. 28 count. I thought it’d be way worse… Read more “Hello Vape”
I WENT TO BOB WHITE’S COUNTER ON THE LES THEN I WENT TO UCB TO SEE AN IMPROV SHOW. We drank some Two Roads at the Hot… Read more “AN IMPROV SHOW”
Check out this graph fam. It’s a graph of my stats minus the embarrassing numbers (which you can clearly see is 0 on a lot of days… Read more “HBO’s Greatest Day in TV Ever is All I Have Left”
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