I’m going through my drafts and either deleting or posting them. I’m gonna post this one even though it’s 2 years old. Here’s something I’m bored of:… Read more “DRAFTS: I Love You, Daddy is Pretty Good”
Category: war on friends
When Your Ex Starts Seeing Someone New
One of the reasons I broke up with my ex-boyfriend was because he’d never post pictures of us on social media. There were many times when I’d… Read more “When Your Ex Starts Seeing Someone New”
I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600
I joined the website SeekingArrangement recently because I needed about $600 to go to sxsw for work. Don’t ask me what that means or to explain it… Read more “I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600”
A Thankless Fucking Job
So OkCupid changed their notifications so that instead of sending you a preview or the entire message and then being able to click anywhere on the email… Read more “A Thankless Fucking Job”
War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice
Wow, I had no idea this happened, but back in 2009 Burger King ran a promotion where if you deleted 10 Facebook friends you could get a… Read more “War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice”
Promobot 9000
Promobot 9000 is operating at full capacity. Promobot 9000 has been running fully operational at top neutral fast speed for 8 days and 19 hours. Promobot is… Read more “Promobot 9000”
Why Can’t We Be Friends
It all comes back to The War on Friends. Been talking about it for years. Like since friends became followers. I’ve always called my Boy Partner on… Read more “Why Can’t We Be Friends”
The Hardest Part of Breaking Up is Getting Back the Past 7 Years of Your Life
and the 50-70 years you planned into the future with this person. So Boy Partner is no longer my Boy Partner. But I seem to have developed… Read more “The Hardest Part of Breaking Up is Getting Back the Past 7 Years of Your Life”
The Plaza Hotel
Here’s something I’ve never told anyone. When I became homeless, I made a deal with the devil (or was it god?) that if I had to sell… Read more “The Plaza Hotel”
Better Have My Money (2015)
like blop blop blop OOh. The strong strong desire, baby.
