One of the reasons I broke up with my ex-boyfriend was because he’d never post pictures of us on social media. There were many times when I’d… Read more “When Your Ex Starts Seeing Someone New”
Author: Amalfi
I know about that.
I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600
I joined the website SeekingArrangement recently because I needed about $600 to go to sxsw for work. Don’t ask me what that means or to explain it… Read more “I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600”
A Thankless Fucking Job
So OkCupid changed their notifications so that instead of sending you a preview or the entire message and then being able to click anywhere on the email… Read more “A Thankless Fucking Job”
War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice
Wow, I had no idea this happened, but back in 2009 Burger King ran a promotion where if you deleted 10 Facebook friends you could get a… Read more “War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice”
Promobot 9000
Promobot 9000 is operating at full capacity. Promobot 9000 has been running fully operational at top neutral fast speed for 8 days and 19 hours. Promobot is… Read more “Promobot 9000”
obviously dr. you’ve never been a 13 yr old girl
Hey it’s me of course, this is the blog I write! It’s hard you guys, it’s not easy being a blogger in an age when bloggers are… Read more “obviously dr. you’ve never been a 13 yr old girl”
THE WAR ON FRIENDS IS HAPPENING
Whatever. So I remember when I first started wearing leggings and there were mad haters but also a lot of people who would ask me where I… Read more “THE WAR ON FRIENDS IS HAPPENING”
omw to Second City
Wow, so I am literally writing this on the plane omw to Chicago to take improv and sketch classes for a week! You guys, I’m doing it.… Read more “omw to Second City”
Don’t look now but I’m writing in my blog again. Had a sleep relapse. Yes I am a sleep addict. I have been since I was a… Read more
