Wowww. I just got home from the 20th annual Del Close Marathon, and the last Del Close Marathon in NYC. DCM is continuing in LA. I’ve been… Read more “Long Live The Harold”
Author: Amalfi
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Ibiza (2018)
I watched Ibiza on Netflix last night. I watched Ibiza on Netflix last night because I was exposed to a ton of advertising for it in Times… Read more “Ibiza (2018)”
Why are you single?
One of the dumbest questions I get asked specifically by men is “Why are you single?” Usually prefaced by something asinine like “You’re such a catch!” or… Read more “Why are you single?”
When Your Ex Starts Seeing Someone New
One of the reasons I broke up with my ex-boyfriend was because he’d never post pictures of us on social media. There were many times when I’d… Read more “When Your Ex Starts Seeing Someone New”
I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600
I joined the website SeekingArrangement recently because I needed about $600 to go to sxsw for work. Don’t ask me what that means or to explain it… Read more “I got banned from a sugar dating website but not before making $600”
A Thankless Fucking Job
So OkCupid changed their notifications so that instead of sending you a preview or the entire message and then being able to click anywhere on the email… Read more “A Thankless Fucking Job”
War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice
Wow, I had no idea this happened, but back in 2009 Burger King ran a promotion where if you deleted 10 Facebook friends you could get a… Read more “War On Friends- Whopper Sacrifice”
Promobot 9000
Promobot 9000 is operating at full capacity. Promobot 9000 has been running fully operational at top neutral fast speed for 8 days and 19 hours. Promobot is… Read more “Promobot 9000”
obviously dr. you’ve never been a 13 yr old girl
Hey it’s me of course, this is the blog I write! It’s hard you guys, it’s not easy being a blogger in an age when bloggers are… Read more “obviously dr. you’ve never been a 13 yr old girl”
THE WAR ON FRIENDS IS HAPPENING
Whatever. So I remember when I first started wearing leggings and there were mad haters but also a lot of people who would ask me where I… Read more “THE WAR ON FRIENDS IS HAPPENING”
